"Build your opponent a golden bridge to retreat across."

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tahmfish:

"is it a boy or a girl?" the new mother says eagerly, after having her baby. "What does it matter? It’s not a shiny" says the doctor, releasing the newborn into the wild.

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"You’re a different human being to everybody you meet."

- Chuck Palahniuk  (via insanity-and-vanity)

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yagami-orochi:

So I spent the first half of the day playing hotline then spent the rest making a VHS of it, like I swear I had a life at some point.
It’s also my all time fave game in forever like I say that all the time but no joke this game is the number one.

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gothiccharmschool:

i-see-light:

Guess what I’m reading for the millionth time I’ll give you a hint it starts with “interview” and ends with arson and child death

These are wonderful. Also, the hint as to which book these are from is INCREDIBLY accurate.

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theclassyissue:

'The Bitter Pill' by Liz Collins for Porter Magazine Summer 2014

theclassyissue:

'The Bitter Pill' by Liz Collins for Porter Magazine Summer 2014

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r0sekanaya:

filling out a job application

“are you available for a Skype interview?”

….

image

“no.”

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questiun:

Send me your name and I’ll make you a mini playlist that start with those letters

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